Hi Herr Spider Scout >:3
Anonymous asked:
environmental racism isn't a thing. God how can people be so stupid. Plants don't have fucking opinions.
teshuvahdyke answered:
I’m … legitimately blown away that you think environmental racism is about the marginalization of plants.
Top ten moments on this site
from grammatical context I feel it is more likely anon was implying that environmental racism is when plants are bigoted, which if anything is funnier
you walk into your local gardening center and a potted monstera calls you a slur
wheat is definitely bigoted against people with celiac, but I would not call that racism, no
the idea that the wheat is doing that on purpose
Peanuts are acting out of ignorance, but wheat knows what it’s doing.
Peanuts are acting
out of ignorance, but wheat
knows what it’s doing.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Baffling
die
tell me you know nothing about drag without saying you know nothing about drag
R.I.P. Divine, I wish I could pilot your corpse like an avenging mecha, I know it's what you'd want . . .
Polish bishop blessing a new bypass around Kutno. 2014.
this literally looks like a surrealist painting
I have never felt so validated in never having given up on Tumblr.
ALTIT GETS WORSE!
"This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself.
The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying.
In the first video, notice the error message that I'm being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right.
The second video shows why it's jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon's latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in.
This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS.
Unbelievable. It's amateur hour."
So he artificially limited the number of tweets you can see per day with a "free" account.
Once you hit your limit, it stops you from loading the page. But it also doesn't know WHY it isn't loading, so it keeps TRYING.
Twitter is literally hitting itself in the face ten times per second per user.
This is so completely amateurish it's unbelievable. It's like putting your car in neutral and slamming your foot on the gas until your engine redlines and then wondering why it's making a horrible noise and a terrible smell but not going anywhere.
no language should be mocked other than french
Birds is “oiseaux” in French.
No letter is pronunced the way it should.
And there are seven of them.
ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT
oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables
got vowels coming out the oiseaux
This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.
